Emochik17

Aug 17

So…blue is the warmest color…basically french lesbian porn with a sad ending….i cried

Aug 14

quote Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.

— Trent Shelton (via myhertsgard)
Aug 14

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

Aug 08

big-and-loud:

funeralf0rafri3nd:

“People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert Pattinson

Aug 08

hedgehogfanclub:

brain-food:

What if instead of throwing your pencil stubs away when they´re too short to use, you could plant them, add some water and watch them grow? Meet Sprout, a pencil with a seed! The high quality pencil features a water activated capsule at its tip, when the pencil is too short to use, you can plant it and have it grow into something delicious, beautiful and fun. Sprout comes in a variety of different flavors, from flowers, to herbs and vegies. A great idea to make writing fun again. watch the video

Funded by a successful kickstarter campaign, the Sprout Pencil is now available for purchase at amazonand in Europe at firebox

I funded this project on kickstarter a long time ago and one of the rewards was a basil pencil and I only recently got to the very tip of the pencil and i planted it and it’s just now coming in :’) I love these pencils so much

Aug 08
Aug 08
Aug 08
bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

Aug 08

feline-funny:

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.

GRASS BLADE OF A PENIS AHAHAHAHAH

Aug 08

ashleymaaae:

alltheprettyones:

3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap

#3 is important.

Napping is good